A fork of Rural Dictionary
A molecular substance found in crude oil that is insoluable in n-heptane. Their large molecular weight and complexity, as well as their unwilingness to partake in chemical reactions as well as in physical exercise qualifies them as Chonkers.
Dudeeee did you know what intramoleculare force that Chonker (Asphaltene) packs in that bitumen? Yeah, those Chonkers are really important for our streets.
noun, adjective, verb. Chonker can be used when one displays chonker behaviour. Such as eating hot chocolate mix straight out of the tin. Chonker can be a person who has a bit of jiggle jiggle pop to them when they walk, or chonk is the jiggle itself.
Jefferson: "Yo I just ate 16 beavertails best meal of my life bro and I'm STILL HUNGRY!" Joe: "that is some serious chonker behaviour my guy!"
a little person names LANA; according to the CCC
LANA is a little CHONKer and no one can do anything about that
A little person named LANA; according to the CCC