A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who is really too lazy for their own good.
Also, MixableBean's identical twin brother.
LFC: Hey hand me that paper.
MB: It is two inches away from you, you lazy fucking cock.
As a pro noun.
ie: Have you met my brother Lazy Fucking Cock?
When the female has shit hanging halfway from her ass. And fucks you in yours with it
Me and my girl had a chocolate cock fuck. It hurts to sit
a penis over 13 inches. affects mainly black people. some people jelq to obtain this but naturally happens in black people.
thats one huge fucking cock. im going to jelq to get a cock like that.
A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.
Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.