A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hey! It's that cool guy from up the street! He wants to seduce my daughter.
That guy you know with all the latest shirts. Everyone knows him, just not his name!
Dude! I saw cool shirt guy today! Really?! was he wearing an awesome shirt??
An emerging trend, generally wears hoodies and XL t shirts proclaiming their love for a specific food, has some form of gelled hair, owns at least 1 leather jacket. They generally have a penchant for sun glasses and knowing a few chords of guitar. The ones with TV shows generally permanently ruin any restaurant they go to. Guy Fieri, Adam Richman, and Big Hoss and from Pawn Stars are all cool fat guys.
Adam Richman can eat over 10 pounds of meat and deep fried food in one sitting, play several guitar chords, and has an almost pompadour, he is THE cool fat guy
Guy Cool is an internet phenomenon. He is the coolest guy on YouTube and is notorious for taking down ISIS. Usual quotes are "HAHA GUY COOL!" "Hey guys Guy Cool here." and "HAHA *gibberish screaming* *plays Megalovania on the piano*".
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA GUY COOL!!!!!!
Typical speaking, a cool guy jones is one who really isn’t good at much but plays it up to be a star! Whether he’s the best man around , the best driver or athlete! This is a cool guy jones - he lacks common sense and lives in the moment ! Generally the fuck up in the group
Oh wow look at this cool guy jones he’s scared of adults and growing up
Lachlan cool guy sigma will stand for the flag and kneel for the cross Lmao
Did you see Lachlan cool guy sigma No, I just broke my legs from jumping from a plane car lmao
Guy who has two tattoos and plans on getting more
This guy got two tattoos and has plans for more. He is officially an Incredibly Cool Guy.