A fork of Rural Dictionary
showing no interest in a story and wanting to make use of that persons time rather than listen to them talk about something pointless.
emily: my boyfriend broke up with me:( hannah: cool story bro, now make me a sandwich
This phrase is commonly used to imply that you don't really care. Mostly used after lengthy discussions, and boring topics.
Girl 1: I was eating a burrito, and suddenly i forgot my guacamole! So i rushed to the store, but they were all out. All they had were fajitas, so i grabbed one of those and headed back. Can you believe that? Girl 2: cool story, bro. Now go make me a sandwich.
This meme is used to make fun of peoples BS storys. Dragons are not real therefore the cool story bro adds up with the dragon part.
DougieWouggie - I lost my virginity to Megan Fox and then she sucked me off while I was asleep. Stephon - Cool story bro, tell me the part about the dragon again. This meme grew from the site "gamekiller.net".
Similar to the phrase cool story bro. cool story 9000 bro is said to add emphasis on how much you don't care.
Hipster Harry: I listen to bands that don't even exist yet. Cole: COOL STORY 9000 BRO
A saying said to someone when you don't give a shit about the story they just told.
Person One: "(Tells extremely lengthy anecdote about his grandma knitting him a sweater)" Person Two: Cool bro, story
a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said
"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc" "cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"
Not listening and doesn't care if comes off rude
Friend: Yea so yesterday i went on this really awesome travel and it was so cool Bored Person : Cool story Bro