A fork of Rural Dictionary
A girl that is so self centered that she could care less who or how she hurts her man, as long as she is getting someones jizz.
I had no idea that I had fallen in love with a Moo Cow Kitty Fuckmilk kinda girl....
When your tities pop out of your bra when you bend over
I sent over and I was moo cowing
a great way of saying.
cows like to do something.
everytime they moo -- they are masterbating, but you can't see it.
"sloppin' the pigs" -- if you get what i'm sayinn.
therefore, cows moo...everytime they see a "hot" ass cow.
moooooooo.. "ahh that bitch is fine."
so they say, "cows moo"
To be fooled into an internet date by someone who is much fatter then their pictures indicate.
I had a Tinder date last Thursday but she moo-cowed me; she must've weighed 250.