Country Dictionary

it is a piece of a aggro crag mountain on nickoledeon guts. this piece of aggro crag glows with some unknown thing in the middle.

The female won the competition and won the glowing piece of aggro crag

Olde English slang (circa the 14th Century AD) meaning "punch line" when referring to a joke written in poetic format.

Chaucer doth not adore lengthy crags and tors for they bore then nag upon thein ear and disappear inside thein confined mind.

Where a woman lacks sufficient lubrication, she is regarded as suffering the dry crag!!

Fetch the ky jelly dear - ive got the dry crag again

A shit, fecal matter, dung, crap, poo

I ate to many treats last night and had to drop a monster agro crag.

A sexual act where the male rests his scrotum on a female or male partner's face. During the resting the partner will lick the scrotum.

Did you give Sally an Alabama Crag Dangle?

The act of putting a males testicles on top of the womans eyes (one for each eye) and putting the penis in her mouth.

During foreplay i gave her the alabama crag dangler

A Crag Master is a person who has to be named Crag, and be a ninja.

“Bro, did you hear the rumors that Crag was a Crag Master?”
“Yeah, it’s that obvious he is. He’s so good at gym!”