A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Crumble Song - The best song every made, written, produced and sang by Lorraine Bowen.
The Crumble Song:
"Everybody's good at cooking something, and I'm good at cooking crumble. In fact I've got some in the oven, would you like some?"
A law enforcement officer from Battle Ground, WA that was effective before Washington State passed Initiative 502 to legalize marijuana. If pulled over by a crumble cop in Battle Ground, your car would be thoroughly searched for marijuana. If even crumbles were found, you would be taken to Clark County Jail.
"Do the speed limit in Battle Ground, we've got that pipe in the center console and the crumble cops are out today"
Asshole crumble: Unlike the delicious dessert dish of similar nomenclature, this crumble is inedible and, to be honest, smelly. Appearing when a poo isn't entirely flushed away, these disgusting turd-curds will cheerily repopulate an otherwise fresh toilet bowl (leaving a gag-worthy surprise for the next hapless user).
Could you please double-flush next time? I can't bear to be blind-sided by another one of your (famous) asshole crumbles like that. Gross
the original state of the well known drug named, cannabis.
often smoked whilst the joint is being clenched by another parties bum cheeks. Smoke is then traditionally blown into somebodys face.
eyup cocker, why dunt tha bend oer nd let me enjoy this crumbly hash?
To cum into a garment and after it has hardened crumble it on to a partner while fornicating
Ejaculate into a garment & crumble it over your partner after it has hardened therefore creating a porn crumble
Sprinkling crusted dirt from beneath the foreskin on a vagina while masturbating, and ejaculating before performing cunnilingus.
Jim, did you shower before your date last night?
No way! I jerked off and covered her snatch in dick cheese, coated it with jizz, then ate the ol' Devil's Crumble!
The process of all your bones being snapped simultaneously-layne
Eddie watched chrissy be chrissy-crumbled by vecna as he sung *chrissy wake up, I don't like this*