Country Dictionary

A retarded child. A window licker. A boss eyed dribbler. A Currys or Comet staff member.

"Have you still got that dib dob kid?" "I thought you said your baby was cute! I think he might be a dib dob"

Acronym for Double Day-Old Balls. Mainly associated with college students who haven't bothered to shower in at least two days and are now starting to notice a lower half aroma ascending towards their nostrils. Can be particulary problematic when the student is getting some face time with a pretty girl.

I can't be trying to tap that shit when I got D-DOB.

When your chick is sitting on the floor doing laundry and you walk up and put your balls on her head.

My bitch was in the zone folding clothes on the floor, so I snuck up and went bingo dobbing on her face

The act of backhanding one's balls. Made popular by Adam Engel.

"I just dobbed Dante Dillela so hard that he cried!"

dick out of boxers. The calling card of a gang who fucks each other on tuesdays.

in gym i was sporting a dob

The little dollop of remnant shit on the penis after going balls deep into his or her colon during a vigorous anal sex sesh.

Hand me the gak towel. I need to wipe off this knob dob you filthy whore. He mushroom stamped my forehead with the knob dob I gave him. Dude did you eat corn today? There’s a kernel in my knob dob.

Told on you; revealed your part in something to someone else, often in authority, from whom you were trying to keep it secret.

The teachers all know now, because Billy dobbed me in.