A fork of Rural Dictionary
Homo little pussyholes who cringe anybody who is not in their very small in circle with their horrible voices. Avoid these little dickheads like the plague.
Don't Flop was never something, they just used to buy loads of YouTube views.
First coined by The Monarch in the wildly popular Venture Brothers cartoon, this is a figurative sarcastic list which has events and tasks that are totally lame and simply unwanted.
-Hey little Johnny, can you do me a favor and clean the gutters sometime today? -Ya, I'll just put it on my to-don't list. -Oh don't be such a little shit. I'll give you some Fig Newtons afterward! -Again. Fuck you, mom.
Synonim for no
Teacher:"Did you finish writing?" Students:"Don't yes!Don't yes!"
a fun phrase used when a friend is sneezing/coughing up a storm or is just in a general state of mild sickness. although it may be used in place of "I hope you feel better" or "I'm sorry you're sick", it functions more properly as "get better soon because your sickness is grossing me out"
Friend A: *sneezes 10 times in a row* Friend B: "Don't die." Friend A: "I'll do my best." Friend B: "Good. I don't want your death on my hands. I'm too lazy to take you to the hospital."
the immortal phrase coined by Douglas Adams in the book the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, it is emblazoned on the cover of the Guide
in large freindly letters, is said "DON'T PANIC"
When someone is irritating you/doing something negative to you but you ain't having any of it. Similar to "can you not", i.e. piss off
*night out* a guy: "you're so sexy, come home with me. Please, let's go, you'll love it, come on, please" a girl: "oi, don't at me (don't @ me)"
This comes from the will it blend videos starring Tom Dickenson. Following blending somthing inedible, such as marbles, he says somthing like...
Glass smoke- don't breathe this iPod smoke- don't breathe this magnet smoke- don't breathe this