Country Dictionary

Nickname for crappy spare tire you're not supposed to drive more than about 40mph on.

"try and never drive on donuts."

Donutting is the act in which a female punctions a whole through the center of the donut with her partner's shaft and slides the (preferably jelly or cream filled) donut down the penis. She then proceeds to bite the donut til it has been completely consumed. At this point, she licks the rest of the jelly/cream off of the penis.

When my girlfriend donutted me last friday, it felt sooo damn good!

Name of the character in the popular machinima series "Red vs Blue" which is based on the antics of the Red and Blue teams in Blood Gulch, Halo.

"Private Donut reporting sir!"

Street slang for methadone

"Hey got any donuts?" "Yeah son I got a whole dozen"

Code word for douche bag when kids are present. (If you text the word douche bag it auto-corrects to the word donut. Perfect!)

Paul is a donut.

A round delicious pastry that is commonly eaten for breakfast

Kid: "Mom can we buy donuts?" Mom: "Sure"

Someone with a name ending/starting with 'do'

Example 1-A girl named Dorothy is a donut because her name starts with Do. Example 2-A boy named Leonardo is also a donut because his name ends in Do.