A fork of Rural Dictionary
A good name for a pyromaniac
"I hope we don't have to burn the whole building down because of the smell! ... I'll try to give you a heads-up before my friend Arson Daly stops by."
The alcoholic version of an Arnold Palmer, a 1/2 ice tea 1/2 lemonade drink. The John Daly is the same, with your favorite vodka poured heavy. Named after the often challenged, alcohol-loving pro golfer.
There's the waitress. What do you want to drink, an Arnold Palmer? Nope- it's Friday, and we can leave work early- if we even go back . Let's have a John Daly or two and see if we can cop a buzz...
Extremely brief nap as devised by Catalan Surrealist artist Salvador Dali. He would slide off to sleep in a chair with his arm over the side, holding a spoon over a plate on the floor. The instant he fell asleep, his hand would loosen up and the spoon would fall out and hit the plate with a clatter that woke him up again. He claimed that the brief rest thus afforded him worked wonders.
The boss is coming in the door in twenty seconds. I'd better take a Dali nap.
a big poser who is a gangster rapper when 50 cent is on the show, or a big faggot rocker when some shitty rock band is on
look at that kid getting bent over by his dad, what a carson daly
Strickly for artisitic types and aficionados of Salvadore Dali. While inserting your penis into the rectum of another, carefully drop a stool in your left hand. Thereafter, with your right finger as a brush and your partner's back as a canvas, use the feces to paint a version of "The Persistence of Memory" a most famous Dali painting. With any excess stool, paint a handle-bar type fecal mustache on your partner, in honor of Dali. Very Surreal...
After a Boffo night at the Gala at the Uffici, I inserted my penis in the rectum of some unknown artist. Thereafter, I stooled in my hand and proceded to finger paint a most aromatic version of Dali's "Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized By the Horns of Her Own Chastity". Surreal, to say the least. A real Dali Sanchez.