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someone who is addicted to mountain dew.
he is a dew drinker. Look at that dew drinker.
Captain Morgan + Mountain Dew = dank Captain Dew!
What should we drink tonight Cane? How bout some Captain Dew! Ok!
Mountain Dew will make you live a long and healthy life. It also prevents most forms of stupidity.
Its when you take Mountain Dew and pour it in mouth( like 1/3 to a half of your mouth), you don't swallow it yet, you keep it in your mouth. You tilt you head back and then pour vodka in your mouth (like a shot or more) and swallow it like a shot. It tastes like all Mountain Dew, its amazing. Seriously, if you do it right, you can only taste the dew, its amazing.
Dude, try these Dew bombs, you can't even taste the vodka.
A saying used to show extreme readiness for an action.
Person 1: You ready to get fucked up? Person 2: Oh you know it. Lez Dew.
A mountain dew like beverage purchased in the middle east. Normally doesn't contain artificial citrus flavors, but instead contains actual orange juice.
Seaman: Yo Boats wheres the vending machines in this hell-hole? i could use a cold mountain dew right now. Boats: Go to that little corner store, not exactly mountain dew, but better, a "Derpa Dew". Seaman: What's a Derpa Dew? Boats: Just try it, go ask the corpsman for some zantac before you do, it's a delicious bottle of heartburn.