A fork of Rural Dictionary
A bestie who won’t tell you who their crush is.
Bestie#1: I like someone, heeh!
Bestie#2: OMG WHO JDNDJSJS?
Bestie#1: I’m not telling you, HAH!
Bestie#2: Ugh, why are you being a ding a ling!?
ding dong poophead
a king ding a ling IS NOT jack kennedy
wow he has a king ding a ling, can’t be jack kennedy