A fork of Rural Dictionary
describing someone that is in a normal emotional state; not too happy or depressed
"Bob was telling me about that painful breakup he went through a while ago, but it seems like he's even keel now."
One last jerk off session before one goes to bed.
Before I to to bed I enjoy my evening tug.
The last words of a dying white girl.
Courtney is "literally dying" because she "can't even."
An object, person, place, or thing that doesn't serve it's original purpose.
Male 1: "Yo, bro I bought this AriZona Iced tea, and it tastes like Strawberries." Male 2: "It's not even minty!"
Literally means, 'Wank and A ready Meal'
"I'm in the mood for a warm evening"
"Don't even." is one of those sayings that you use when you're just -really- not in the mood, and basically it's telling someone that. No. Not really. It's actually more like: "Fuck off plz (:" But in a more.. polite way. It also can be short for: Don't even think about it.
"Haha. You remember that one time with Zach?" "..Don't even."