A fork of Rural Dictionary
a retarded person who meddles often... a confused person. a "special" person, generally misunderstood... self pity, and most importantly....
a father
"we just want each other for our bodies... i like being used" is an ed thing to say
One who is a complete and utter fuckwit. Also used to describe someone who is completely socially inept. An Ed, whilst not being completely stupid, has ignorant and nonsensical views and opinions.
A bragger; although Ed's generally bragg about events that happened in their mind are stupid or (as is commonly the case) not worth bragging about because it really isn't that great.
Ed's also enjoy being other people's bitches, this is due to the fact that because they're such an Ed people get quite embarrased being in puclic with them.
In general Ed's are extremely lame but have great entertainment value.
Girl: Hey!
Ed: Hey! OMFG, I like totally haven't shaven in three whole days! I've got a fricken beard now!
Girl: (Notices a minimal ammount of facial hair). You've been growing that for a few months haven't you?
Ed: (Awkward laugh). Nooo...
Girl: (To self) He is such an Ed...
adj. A term used to call something(s) or someone that is/are extremely stupid. Not JUST stupid--but extraordinarily stupid, disgustingly stupid, dumb, or retarded. So nonsensical or ridiculous that it could be considered something that only a special ed student would say or do. Or perhaps, NOT EVEN something that a special ed student would do because of how legendarily dumb it is. Hence, the origin of the word.
Little Billy was caught trying to sneak into the girl's bathroom. All his friends told him: "You're so ed, dude".
Short die Erectile Dysfunction
No wonder that girl cheats her bf got ED