A fork of Rural Dictionary
Evanescence is fail. Evanescence was founded in Little Rock Arkansas and is basically about Amy Lee, singer, writing about her dead husband. Up until there recent album, The Open Door, they could be considered 'tolerable', but with there new album there not, there just a big ol' pile of FAIL! Most of the people who like Evanescence only like them because of there T.O.D., those people are basically girl who think there all tough because they listen to this band and where skater shirts and probably have never stepped on a skateboard before, or little emo kids that think THERE so dark and alone because they think there life reflects that of the song "My Immortal" while in fact they have a really good life and they only complain becuase there mommy or daddy didn't feel like spending $300 on them for something mundane.
Hey, did you go see Evanescence last night? Why the fuck would I do that?! There just cheap imitaions of Epica, Nightwish, Tristania, Within Temptation, and every good band that has a female singer!
A band who are alright. Don't get me wrong their music is great and all that. But Amy Lee really needs to get over herself. Anybody know the names of the people who play the actual music? No. I didn't think so. She should start to let the "band" get some credit for once. Amy lee this Amy Lee that. They is more than one person in the band.
Person 1: Wow Evanescence are SO good i love her! Me: You love her? Don't you mean the band? Person 1: You mean, they is more than one person in the band? Oh. . .
A goth band with the vocals of amy lee who joined seether for the song broken. Their not a good band but not bad one. IT DOESN'T TEACH FUCKING TEENS TO CUT THEMSELVES!
evanescance was a terrible idea.
beginning to become slippery; man boobular.
"First, the gropemeter went off a few times; then their relationship started to turn evanescent." "Did you enjoy the movie?" "It looked good, but after the lights went down, things got evanescent." "wow,hebede-jebedez!"
An American band with a unique music style as they can range from hard rock, emo/gothic, grunge and to metal. The same reason The Smashing Pumpkins is one of my favourite bands as their music style is also varied.
Evanescence is one of the best bands ever, hands down.
Amy Lee meets Ben Moody. Amy and Ben date. Ben writes music. Amy (barely) sings. Amy and Ben get engaged. Amy and Ben form Evanescence. Amy and Ben split up. Evanescence hits it big. Amy's ego gets huge. Ben leaves. Ben starts working for Avril Lavigne. Amy starts dating Shaun from Seether. Avril starts wearing Amy-esque clothes. Amy wears Avril-esque clothes for the Broken video. Shaun begins to look like Ben. What's next? Avril and Seether working together?
"And with the Avril/Seether tour, the Circle of Evanescence is complete."
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