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1. Something that will always be better on PC or Nintendo Revolution.

2. The amount of frames shown per second by a computer game.

1. Half-Life 2 is an FPS game.
2. I need a new video card, I was getting 5 FPS!

Facepalm

Bob: Dude!!!11one I just lost all my money on monoply!! that means i win!! :D :D

Winston: :fp that means you lose...

frames per second

I'm running on 60 fps.

Floppy Penis

I went to have sex with my girlfriend and got FP. Totally sucked.

Tech lingo for /facepalm.

Girl: I thought sex was kissing without clothes on.
Guy: /fp OMG

An acronym for First Person Shooter. This is a game you play by hearing young white nerdy males say the word "nigger" repeatedly.

Stop playing this fps, you nigger!

Faps Per Second
See Fap Or Faps
Describes How Many Faps You Do In 1 Second

"Bro Man I Hit 5 Fps Last Night"

You:"Pastor,I Have A Confession,I Hit 10 Fps Last Night" Pastor:"WTF Mah Boi"