A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sense of bewilderment and pain one experiences shortly after parting with their ginger partner and their adorable freckles.
Brian: I miss you.
Katia: Me too it hurts. I’m having a serious freckle withdrawal right now.
Just what a freckle near any set of lips is; a beauty mark.
Elijah: "I fucked that girl Kailyn the other night! She had a pussy freckle. That's a symbol of pure beauty in my book."
Nathan: "Woah, dude! That's HOT!"
A drinking game played by very drunk squaddies in one of them shits into a sock then players gather around a table and rest their chins on the edge of it, the sock is beaten on the centre of the table by the shitwhacker 10 times. The winner is the player with the most "freckles" on their face.
" I need a shit....fancy a game of freckles "
" fuck off you sick bastard....ask me in 10 beers time "
From the game Saint's Row
making fun of "Wendy's
Hey lets stop at Freckle Bitchs and get a hambuger
a freckle fetish is when you have a fetish for freckles. Some people with a freckle fetish like to draw freckles on themselves and take pictures. Often they will only date other people with freckles. Also known as F.F.
person 1 'Did you see that girl's freckles back there?'
person 2 'No? Do you have a freckle fetish or something?'
When someone farts on another's face and poo sprays out. These shit particles appear to look like freckles. Hence, muddy freckles
Ed: Jay just launched an air biscuit in Chris's face!
Kyle: Did Chris always have freckles?
Chris: HOLY FUCK
Jay: HAHA MUDDY FRECKLES!
Little bits of shit (feces) that get stuck to your ass (or elsewhere on your body) that could possibly be mistaken for freckles, but upon closer inspection are revealed to be "shit freckles".
At first I thought that Mary had a nice freckly ass, but upon closer examination I saw that her ass was just covered with a bunch of nasty shit freckles!