A fork of Rural Dictionary
this takes place on November 18 where your gf has to give you free head
guy: hey it’s national free head day girl: oh yeah proceeds to give the best head ever
Site: Try free for 30 days
Me: *presses ok*
Site: Credit card info here:______
Me: FUC-
Every year on March 27th bookies across the country give everyone on their sheet $50 worth of free play to show that they value all their clients bussiness and loyalty. Its a way to show they care.
Damn I cannot beileve it's National free play day. Guess I gotta give my whole sheet 50 fp.
Pollution Free Day is a day you can pick
( between May 7-14 ) to help our environment. You can do this by using eco-friendly vehicles, picking up trash, etc.
Y/n: Pollution free day starts tomorrow!
Friend: I am not available tomorrow:,)
Y/n: That is why you can pick between the days May 7- May 14! That way if you are busy or unavailable a specific day you can always do it another time:)
Today is free booty pic day. If someone asks you for it you habe to send a free booty pic.
Nik: Violet, I love you. Today is free booty pic day. Can you send me a pic of your beautiful booty?
Violet: If I have to - sure. Love you too.