A fork of Rural Dictionary
Like their 1980s predecessors, Guppies want the best of everything - if it's green, that is. Guppies will buy anything to enhance their status as eco-friendly guardians of the environment, even if it means throwing away perfectly funcitonal "traditional" items in order to boast that their car, their house, their pets or children are "green."
Yeah, we just had some Guppies move in next door. They ripped out and sent hundreds of feet of pine flooring to the landfill to replace it with bamboo.
A guppy is a small, boney fish that is normally nothing more than food for larger fish, therefore they find the biggest school of fish they can see and plant themselves right in the middle. A guppy is a person who strives for the status quo and defends any position the majority tells him to.
All the minimum wage guppies rejoiced when the government gave General Motors 50 billion dollars in bailout money.
The guppy rests easy knowing that the pension plans for GM's highest paid executives are intact and gaining interest.
The sexual act of bringing your manhood close to a girls face so she tries to mouth it, but you pull away at the last second leaving her with a guppy mouth. Repeat as necessary.
I made that chick a guppy last night, she got pissed and left but the look on her face was priceless.