A fork of Rural Dictionary
to jerk off, or have someone else jerk you off
brian: I'm going to jerk ma-gerk when we get back from this tennis tournament!
or
do you wanna jerk ma-gerk?
when you are chugging a beer too fast and it spills (or gerks) onto your shirt.
"DUDE! You just Gerked your Shirt!!!"
"Don't gerk your shirt!"
"Peter Gerked His Shirt!"
"She took a b to the fay too fast and gerked her shirt"
A term for masturbation.
I’ll be right over I’m Gerking the Yergin