Country Dictionary

In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy.

In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it.

Halloween Costumes
Gretchen: What are you supposed to be?
Karen: I'm a mouse, duh.

A weird holiday that wizard-type dudes invented hundreds of years ago. It used to have some meaning, but now it's just about extortion and Unicef. Good way to get candy, though!

"Alright, boys, it's Halloween night. What're we gonna do?"

the day that pedophiles get home delivery

KID 1: "Hey lets go to this house"
KID 2: "Nah man that dude's a pedophile. He's always extra weird on halloween."

Halloween was originally a pagan Irish holy festival. When Ireland converted to Roman Catholicism, the Church gave Halloween a Christian connotation.

Halloween is now an excuse for children to dress up and beg for candy!

My favorite holiday. Halloween is when children (and anyone else who can get away with it) get tons of free candy. It's also a very amusing holiday and there a lots of parties that are epic. The end.

Halloween is great.

A holiday in October where men dress up, and women dress down.

Classic Halloween examples include women dressing up like animals, nurses and "bad cops" while men dawn robes of the clergy.

Annual holiday most common in the US, when children go door-to-door in costumes hoping to recieve candy.

I can't wait to go trick-or-treating this Halloween.