Country Dictionary

Person who uses ebonics regularly

"Yo, i wish i can chop it up wit u" "You filthy hobbit."

person with abnormally large feet

jesus christ megan is a fucking hobbit she has feet the size of bigfoot messin with sasquatch

Hobbit a small fat pussy who follows people that make fun of him. Lives on top of a hill and loves poon jobs, can be found humping a car and filing law suits.

"Lad is a hobbit"
"i hear hobbits get pushed into chairs and start crying"

A miniature Fag that has nothing better to do in life except hang out with his other gay friends and hunt for "jewelry" with a scary old guy with a beard.

Zach is such a fucking hobbit.

A pocket-sized runt with humongous feet. Ears which are pointy, this suggests that Hobbits were actually meant to be elves ...but whoever created these creatures appearently ran out of material.

Legolas is one elf short of a Hobbit.

Skullfucking a hobbit or another person of small stature

Thom gave Rhod a good hobbiting; his eye socket was sore for weeks

Offensive term for a small gay person, derived from the JRR Tolkein book Lord of the Rings in which sam and frodo seem to become rather fond of one another...

Dwarfism + Gay bar = Hobbit