A fork of Rural Dictionary
Amazing guitarist from Van Halen. According to Peter Jackson (PJ), the primary influence of King Diamond. Such an influence, King Diamond was inspired by Diamond Dave (David Lee Roth) himself for his name.
King Diamond would not exist without Eddie Van Halen.
Edward Lodewijk Van Halen, bornin Amsterdam, Holland. Brother of Alex Van Halen, started band Van Halen, and is depicted with his red white and black striped "Frankenstrat" guitar, and amazing riffs, especially "Eruption." He fought toungue/lip cancer, and is being called a racist for calling former rhythm guitarist for Nirvana, Pat Smear, a "dirty mexican."
"Man! Eddie Van Halen can really burn the axe!"
Possibly the greatest guitarist ever.He could make the guitar sing.
Eruption. Hot for Teacher. Runnin with the devil. Jump. Panama.
By far the greatest guitarist who ever lived. The man invented shredding, and the greatest guitar solo ever Eruption.He is also the most original and innovative guitarist ever, the best musician of the past 2 centuries. Eddie, Alex, Dave, and Michael are the greatest band to ever walk the earth, Van Halen
one of the greatest guitar players of all time. The second most innovative guitarist behind jimi Hendrix. he is a great song writer and no matter what will look cooler on stage then you do. Oh by the way did i mention that "Eruption" pretty much made jizz my pants.
Eddie Van Halen is fucking awesome!!!
A sexual act where a person is penetrated by a the headstock of a guitar, usually the person is lying on the ground with their legs over their chest so that the guitar can be driven straight down into them hence the "piledriver" term.
So I stole my ex-boyfriend's guitar and had my new boyfriend give me a Van Halen Piledriver with it, that'll show him to be a dick
If Jimi Hendrix is Jesus, then Van Halen is Saint Peter.
"Holy shit," Someone watching Eddie Van Halen play.