A fork of Rural Dictionary
The self proclaimed king of the Linkin Park Message Board forum the Barracks. He has been described as a troll, a comedian, a revolutionary, and an asshole in general.
His shenanigans have gotten him banned more times than can be counted and he keeps coming back to both torture and amuse the masses.
He can be identified by his ridiculously complex vocab word of a screen name and posts that mock other users. Other notable characteristics include other users that follow him around from thread to thread either as enemies or idolaters.
Beware, you must exhibit impecable spelling and possess wit to escape his wrath.
Newbie: "Who is Hal?"
Mod: "Don't worry about it, just stay out of his way and you will be fine."
a guy that has long ass fingernails, always wears the same t-shirt everyday, smells like expired milk, has nappy ass hair and no hairline what so ever. Also defined as "homeless lookin ass"
"ewwww, whats that smell? " "kevin" kevin hal
Arabic Slang, litreally meaning What is this blank
Ish hal maskhara?!
* One who frequently fornicates with a friends mother and/or sister
* One who frequently owns your face
* One who is consistently greater than you
"Yo that kid is an ill hal-alhala, he never stops fucking"
"That hal-alhala is one of the leetest in the world"
Hal is the only black computer nerd to venture into various online communities like zfgc and Hidden-Street.
Guy1: Whos the only black person to listen to rap AND type proper english?
Guy2: Hal!
Guy1: Yer damn right
Most recently known as (in alphabetical order):
Anathematize
Bacillicide
Bahadur
Cachet
Contumacious
Cruor
Destabilisant
Desultory
Diaphanous
Ensanguined
Homage
Huzzah
Ichthyomancy
Impotent
Intolerance
Macrocephalous
Myxomas
NotHal
Obganiate
Obganiate
Omnipotent
Quab
Retardant
Skylined
Speedway
Trepidation
Uliginous