Country Dictionary

A jet setting girl who visits Hawai’i and has one too many mai-tais. She can be seen in a bikini screaming “Woo” on white sandy beaches. Entranced by the Hawaiian “Haole Woo Girl” life she decides to entrance future “Haole Woo Girls” from abroad into her luxurious clan serving mai-tai’s and selling the Hawaiian properties.

“Kirsten you’re not “wooing” loud enough! Have another mai-tai we just sold a house to a haole woo girl. Yay!”

The language used by haolers

Examples of haoling language: hao dis even good cancer off wit dis aids

The language used by haolers

Examples of haoling language: hao dis even good cancer off wit dis aids

Haole This term is used in a very derogatory and demeaning context. For anyone living in the islands who may not visually appear to be “local.”

You’re haole crap!

A derogatory name for whites, which only members of that race may use without getting the shit beaten out of them.

Martin: "Hey Barnie, are ya' ready to clap when the plane lands?" Barnie"Oh Martin, you're such a haole!"

White people that come to hawaii White tourists

Look At all thes fuckin haoles