A fork of Rural Dictionary
Damascus Haver is an insult/phrase that basically means that the person has no life. (Referencing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, released in 2019). Damascus is a hard and tedious camo to get in the game and if you have it you are a Damascus Haver.
Chad: "I play Modern Warfare and I already have Damascus in the first week!"
Chaz: "Crazy, you're a Damascus Haver!"
What my friends think I am :(
Person 1:you’re a piss kink haver
Person 2: bro I promise I’m not, I have many links but I don’t have a piss kink
A person who makes and has fun out of any situation, and stays positive no matter what.
A person who can have fun without drugs, alcohol, cussing, and sex.
Dizzy Dyl is a Professional Fun Haver (Positive person)!
a cock-haver is someone who has a cock, now it isn't limited to just males, but trans females who haven't had surgery, or nonbinary folks who happen to be cack-havers
"dude she's pretty"
"she's a cock-haver though"
"even better"
Someone who has male genitalia
Person 1: Hey, do you have a penis?
Person 2: Yes, I'm a haver.
Someone who has Aids, but keeps it a secret. This phrase is used derogatorily to expose someone who has Aids and neglects to tell sexual partners, orgy members, and one-night stands.
Jerome was a valued member of the sex cult, untill it was revealed he was an Aids-haver.