Country Dictionary

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***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.

Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer

Person 1: I fucked my mom ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did. Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

by Josuke's Hair Is Best Hair August 19, 2023

i didn't know you had a kitchen

something white people say to Islanders and Africans cause apparently they dont have kitchens. usually used in very rasist context

i didn't know you had a kitchen white person "i didnt know you had a kitchen cause your so poor and black" black person...

by yahoodhomie January 23, 2022

I Didn't Mind It

The person didn't like it at all, and they are just trying to be polite, so they won't hurt your feeling because they know you are a sensitive little bitch.

I sucked Terry's dick while doing a handstand last night, and when I asked him how it was, he said I didn't mind it, so I broke up with him and took the kids.

by Timjean March 09, 2023

Hello, friends, I want to know something I didn't know before

Hello, friends, I want to know something I didn't know before

Hello, friends, I want to know something I didn't know before

by kristen126 July 28, 2023

I didn't want to lose my faith

Is that what it is?

Hym "HAAAAAAAAA! FAITHBREAKER: ABSOLUTE FORCE!" ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿ˜ฃ Jordan "Neeeoooww! Me fait! I didn't want to lose my faith! Blargh!" ๐Ÿ˜ญ

by Hym Iam April 25, 2024

I didn't have the opportunity

A classy way of saying, 'fuck you'

Friend: Did you or your friends get the vaccine? Person: No, I didn't have the opportunity

by Chrisandra February 11, 2023

Technically I didn't, But Literally You Are

In reference to the thing you are upset about me doing and, latter, the thing you are doing.

Hym "Technically I didn't, but literally you are. I technically didn't do the thing you're pissed about but you are literally doing the thing I am pissed about. Therefore, only one of us has an excuse to be pissed-off right now... So here...๐Ÿ–• There's a finger for you... It's a good one too! It's the 'action finger' as I like to call it..."

by Hym Iam April 28, 2023