A fork of Rural Dictionary
best people in the world.
if you fuck with one italian, you fuck with them all..
they are possesive. but loving.
we speak our mind.
we love our family and we would do anything for them.
dont fuck with us italians. <3
italia per sempre ! <3
The people who produce the sexiest cars on the planet.
The Alfa Romeo 156 GTA is damn beautiful...small wonder, because Italians make it.
Italian girls typically have olive skin that looks quite tan, curly brown or black hair, dark eyes, and a great ass. They cook beeter than anyone and are not only incredibly sexy, but extreemly intelligent.
Italian guys also have tan skin, dark hair, and dark eyes. most italian guys have great chest hair. they are gorgeous and they know it. No matter what anyone says is syintifically proven, everyone who is italian know that italian guys have big dicks. They are also extreemly intelligent and respect women more than many cultures. they like to marry italian girls because they need someone took cook like mamma did.
And just to clarify, not all italians are involved with the maufia. And no guys in italy EVER wear gold. EVER.
Guy 1: "Man, look at those girls. They must be italians cause I'm getting hard just looking at them. Oh shit, do you think they heard me?"
Guy 2: "Dude, do you think anyone with such a great ass has room for any brain at all?"
Italian Girl (In perfect inglish): Well, we would if our boobs weren't so big"
*walks over to her sexy italian boyfriend*
Italian Boyfriend (To guy 1 and 2): Va fa un culo! (Go fuck an ass!)
Victims of the stereotype that we wear nineteen gold chains and uses the words deez, demz,and dohz. And usually have ties to the Mafia. Just because we have Italian last names and are the darkest white people you have ever seen does not mean we are like that.
"Look, we better stay away from Tallia Genovasi, her brothers probably wear alot of gold chains and cant speak good english. If we fuck around with her, we might get clipped."
Everything italian! As italia is the home of latin and is has the only people of latin decent, there must be a label for those who are patriotic of their decent.
Franco: Ah, more propaganda from the US Census on false latin people of south american decent!
Giuseppe: Don't worry amico, let's keep up our italianism to break down the barriers upon the only people of true latin decent!