A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of ejaculation into a partner's face.
Can also be used to refer to an incidence of masturbation when the result is messy and requires much cleaning up. Tissues usually suffice, but in extreme cases mop and bucket are required.
a: ey man, what did u get up to last night?
b: i met a crack-whore down at the park and ended up slinging yoghurt.
a: awesome. hi five.
*fives*
b: yeh. all over her face. she'll be washing it out of her hair for days.
The act of shuffling ancient people from facility to facility while blatantly ripping off Medicare.
We were lizard slinging some poor old bastard over to the Death Camp today...guess their bennies ran out!
Slinging Cum is the term used when you're moving your penis side to side while ejaculating causing the cum to fly everywhere.
"Yeah, they walked in when I was Slinging Cum all over her face."
Selling Acai Berries and Raspberry Ketone Diet pills online via fake news articles.
Billy: You guys still slinging berries while i'm trying to grow a real windows selling business here.
the political use of tactics such as defamation
people use mud-slinging everywhere these days.
to Sling Ropes (v) - Ejaculating with enough force and for a long enough period of time, so that there is no break in a long stream of ejaculate.
"Carver is in the back slinging ropes on his girl."
"He hasn't had sex or masturbated in a month. As soon as that happens, he'll be slingin' ropes."
1. To insult someone savagely, to proverbially 'throw shit' at them.
2. A common curse.
3. The act of using a slingshot to propel shit at people.
1.
A: You're an asshole.
B: What? You're the asshole.
C: Hey, stop the shit slinging.
2. After walking onto a rake, hence causing it to rise in your face: shit slinging rake!
3. After slingshotting shit at someone:
A: Look, I got him.
B: Good shit slinging, Mr Jobs.