A fork of Rural Dictionary
It's important because it's what to expect when expecting
Is it preggo important? Sorry I can't help you if it's not
Muscle Car
A being who kills imports
1."That Chevelle SS is an import killer"2.We lost the latest shipment of nintendo's due to an import killer"
Cars which, more often than not, handle well, get decent gas milage, are not hideous, and generally do not suck, in stark contrast to American-made cars.
Man, I wish I had an imported car, instead of this piece of shit Ford Taurus.
The best energy drink. EVER.
"While in Europe last summer at the Spanish Moto GP, we saw a cool re-sealable can and knew it would be perfect for monster. The company said, 'only available in Europe.' We said, 'B.S., we gotta have it!' Next stop Amsterdam, Holland and a specialty plant to fill the funky can with our new super premium Monster import formula. Monster import has a clean, smooth Euro-flavor, less calories, but still gets you off as good as the orgional"
-Monster Energy
"if you can open and close the can with one hand you probably dated a lot when you were younger."
Person 1: Have you ever had a Monster Import?
Person 2: No. Whats that?
Person 1: *Shoots person 2 in the foot*
weed eater can muffler 13.50's? huge ass aluminum wing 2.5 litter isn't that the size of a soft drink not a motor.
RICE ITS WHATS FOR DINNER.
Putting the same status on all your social networks. This is usually done by people who crave attention.
Facebook: Some chic blew my horn
MySpace: Some chic blew my horn
Twitter: Some chic blew my horn
Tom: Didn't you just post that on Facebook and MySpace?
Jack: Yes, I'm doing a status import
Consent is important! Ask for consent before having sex with someone.
1:Damn that girl is hot
2:What do you wanna have sex with her or something?
1:Yeah but she hates me
2:Then don't do it. Consent is important