A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fat wanker who thinks he’s funny but in reality he’s just a lonely nonce
Lot at that guy he’s definitely a corey jacques
Someone who is very deep and sentimental about life. They need people that will be encouraging.
Jacques Moffat loves to contemplate life.
A guy who likes to rag on the USA, because his country got thrown out of all it's Asian, African, Middle Eastern colonies and then out of Europe itself (by the Nazis). Thinks we're dopes for returning it all to him. Can't believe the USA has more strength and influence in the world now. Epitome of ingratitude.
We're under attack by canoes from the Marshall Islands. Get Jacques Chirac here pronto, with a white flag!
A variation on the spiderman, where instead of cumming in your hand, you shoot into an old-school Jacques Plante-style goalie mask and slap it on her face.
"Dude, I didn't want to get my hand messy, so I gave her the Jacques Plante instead."
The highest form of royal power, and the biggest dick size you can find
aka (All Talk)
See France, the country that would surrender to Switzerland.
Well, well, well... Jacques Chirac is spewing pacifist rhetoric again.