Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Jakes

What gangs in England like to call the feds

Yo don't go out the house the Jakes are on the block fam

by TheRealDMK June 01, 2019

Jake it

To be a pussy about things

When it was time for the crew to start working almost all of them decided to jake it

by Bossman65 January 29, 2021

Jake

Jake has a huge 35 inch dong. He is a 6 foot 5 beast of a man. No one can beat this legendary breed of male. He is a fierce and scary man you won’t take no for an answer. No one like kayley

Devenney: wow Noah isn’t half the size of Jake

by Underwear sniffer March 01, 2019

jakes

Police, cops, 5.0, fuzz. Often used by MC's.

A fugitive with two attempts
Jakes had no trace of the face, now they drew a print- Nas

by Laysaton January 10, 2005

Jake

A really long dick of at least 50 inches.

Boy: Katie said she wanted him so I whipped out Jake and waxed fat a$$ til' it was red raw!

by Princess Popps April 10, 2017

jake

He will play with your feelings, but will never be straightforward about how he really feels. He will always respond to serious questions with "what do you mean", or "don't worry". A jake is good for a hookup or fling, but a committed relationship with a jake is a very rare occasion.

Lisa: Omg i'm in love with jake
Evie: Girl, watch out he's a jake remember

---------- 1 week later -------------

Lisa: *crying* Jake got with me then never spoke to me again

Evie: Dont make me say I told you so, but I did.

by lopsided cucumber April 15, 2020

Jake

He is such an amazing soul. He’s extremely intelligent, really cute, caring and really funny. When you see Jake’s eyes, they are the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen. When your around Jake, you feel bubbly and happy just to be with him. When you interact with him, he actually listens to you. Overall, Jake is an amazing guy I wish I could date.

Omg, do you see that hottie over there?? He must be a Jake.

by Oofnut August 30, 2019