A fork of Rural Dictionary
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Yo don't go out the house the Jakes are on the block fam
Jake has a huge 35 inch dong. He is a 6 foot 5 beast of a man. No one can beat this legendary breed of male. He is a fierce and scary man you won’t take no for an answer. No one like kayley
Devenney: wow Noah isn’t half the size of Jake
He will play with your feelings, but will never be straightforward about how he really feels. He will always respond to serious questions with "what do you mean", or "don't worry". A jake is good for a hookup or fling, but a committed relationship with a jake is a very rare occasion.
Lisa: Omg i'm in love with jake
Evie: Girl, watch out he's a jake remember
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Lisa: *crying* Jake got with me then never spoke to me again
Evie: Dont make me say I told you so, but I did.
He is such an amazing soul. He’s extremely intelligent, really cute, caring and really funny. When you see Jake’s eyes, they are the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen. When your around Jake, you feel bubbly and happy just to be with him. When you interact with him, he actually listens to you. Overall, Jake is an amazing guy I wish I could date.
Omg, do you see that hottie over there?? He must be a Jake.