A fork of Rural Dictionary
A performance complementary to a Mavin Masturbation Manoeuvre, whereby one forcibly eLENGgates your wene by grappling the shaft with vigour to make it bigger whilst Mark's mellifluous white girl melodies are resonating around the room (goon-cave), to provide a spectacle and a salty treat.
Willie Leng: "Hey big Wood, I hear you've be attempting to eLENGgate your wene by performing a Jeffay Jelqing Jive" Big Wood: "yeah man, I'm gonna have the Lengest wene on Mavin Street!"
It's the art of Jelqing but instead of pulling you flicker it around making it more efficient at the job and improving the size and experience of the Jelq.
AAGGHHHH FLICKER JELQING IS SO MUCH BETTER THEN JELQING I JUST FLICKER JELQED ON THE TEACHER OMG!!!
The act of a Jewish man stretching out his penis to try and attempt to make an impact on the population, due to the sheer size of Jewish peoples tiny penises.
"Hey I'm Jewish, I'm Jewish Jelqing" "I don't fucking care"
When you jelq up a hill with your trans sister Joel
Jelq and Jill walked up a hill to stretch their tiny penises. Jelq fell down a well and his trans sister Joel came jelqing after. Up Jelq got to go home and nut in a roll of toilet paper. Went to bed with a stretched out head he jelqed so much his cum has turned to vapor
of a friend who tends to jelq a lot in class and at home to get a larger penis
oh my god Josh is such a jelqing Joshua
When you hang a pot of curry on your dick
Noah and Bryan Indian Jelq too expand there dick size