A fork of Rural Dictionary
He's that one guy who you just wanna fuckin curb stomp every time you see his horrendous face.
DO YOU WANT ME TO CURB STOMP YOU YOU ARE BEING A JOAQUIN
An asshole who's most likely your cousin. This person tends to be half caucasian half mexican yet feeling the need to say they are 100% mexican.
This person will invite you on a social gathering only to kick specifically you out at the last minute, and wont give a reason. This person is very fake.
"You know that guy? Yeah but i dont like him anymore, he's kind of a Joaquin."
The big epic boy down the street who is like really hot and sexy ;) woa so yea thats cool this guy is very gumambulus and likes to jump
Omg you are acting like such a joaquin rn :0
Hot exotic guy. Usually, Phillipino, with commonly some western connections. Very smart, good at video games, quite tall, and super popular. Girls are afraid to date Joaquin, because they know they couldn't handle his rejection. Also virgin chad.
Boy 1: have you met the new guy yet?
Girl 1: No, what's his name?
Boy 1 Joaquin
Girl 1: *orgasms*