A fork of Rural Dictionary
A stick that has a used condom on its end. It is usually used to chase your friends around the yard.
Dude!!!!!! Stop touching me with that johny stick.
A drug dealer that only hooks up the schwag.
I hate buying from Dick he is a mutha fuggin Johny Apple Seed.
An extremely dumb player with blond hair is notorious for sitting in bushes
Holy shit dude, i just killed a fortnite johny!
A nickname for someone who works out and gets swoll like a beast, and plants the seeds of determination in all that observe him.
Dude 1: "bro look at that little guy over there he is so small but he's benching like 315!" Dude 2: "I am so ready to work out now! that guy is a total Johny Apple Swoll
Pizza Guy, Pro Gamer, Better than Sim.
Shit Dawg Look at Papa Johni, He's so cool.
an amazing basketball player he gets all the ladies and is handsome everyone should have a johny in their lives
Johny is so hot
Johny is a cuck, he loves being next to other girls but never getting anything from them, he has never had sexual intercourse and he knows the feeling of not being loved by a girl. He is weak, mostly small and not too athletic, most gianlucas are good at League of Legends but bad at Destiny or FPS games. Gianlucas have always had a hard life and this will never change.
Bro someone just fucked the girlfriend of my homie Wich homie? Johny.. Well, what did you expect, hes a cuck.