Country Dictionary

A cocky basketball player. Thinks he’s the shit. Isn’t good at anything but thinks he is.

Kale is so cocky! I’m gonna put him in his place!

usually a sort of poptart, the kind with sprinkles,
also known as fishtart.
looks like a poptart, tastes like a fish.
also kinda looks like a fish.

man, i saw this kid, he was SUCH a kale.

a pedophile stalker rapist that has secret photo albums of 27 different females.

usually gendered as male.

usually has weird hair that he never trims.
full name is kaleb but has many nicknames like: kelp, kalb, etc.

"ew, it's that kale kid!"
"but his name is kaleb?"
"IT'S KALE!"

a guy who is ok a counter-strike

man kale is in the server we should leave or wel'le lose

has a big d and a little o

wow kales o is soo little
i know but he sure does have a big d

Biggest L of the NBALM community
Plays a lot, but is still ass
Can usually be found in Zoke's server
Used to describe ones basketball knowledge

"Yo ur bball iq is lower than kaleeds, no cap."

Tyana's sweetie pie who she adores very much.

'can we have kale for breakfast in bed'