Country Dictionary

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keri noble

An odd splice between Norah Jones and Tori Amos, only blonde and with extremely blue "deer-in-the-headlights" eyes, showcased to perfection on the cover of her album, "Fearless". Strangely, she manages to meander around brilliant, stagger straight past great and land smack on the spot between pleasant and mediocre. You'll inevitably hear her piano-based freshman music on VH-1 soon, but the sophmore album will inevitably be much better.

Keri Noble is a decent songwriter with a lot of potiential.

by redgyul September 22, 2004

Keri-ann music

This is "music" that contains excessive amounts of screaming, complaining, apathy, anger, angst, desires of self mutilation, and dreams of dating 14 year olds for the rest of your life (even if you're 22) - Specifically.

MAN! Have you heard the new Simple Plan album?

... NO! That's keri-ann music dude.

by massive pwner May 19, 2011

Keri Ann Peniche

A horrible excuse for a human being. Someone who cares about nothing but themselves. Likes to get tied up during sex and do Crystal Meth. Beware!

God, you are being such a Keri Ann Peniche...

by Rulebreaker March 12, 2010

Thanks Keri-Ann

A useful term which can be used when expressing displeasure in a present situation by placing blame on a past event regardless if that past event has a direct effect on the current predicament

I live on Long Island... thanks Keri-Ann.

by Righetti March 03, 2005

Cluck me sideways keri

When you see some thing new or unusual.

guy1 -''What are you making there.''

guy2- ''A ski bike.''

guy1- ''Well cluck me sideways keri what will they come up with next''

by ngapiko January 17, 2011

keri doheny

A beautiful and strong Irish girl. Originally used to define a queen in the making. She is loyal, kind, funny, intelligent, and can sure make you smile just by walking in a room. You must be faithful to her, and if you are blessed by having her in your life, don’t let her go!!!!
She is absolutely amazing!!!!!

Keri Doheny is the most amazing person to ever walk this earth.

by kerihilson__8469 November 05, 2017

Keri

The best fucking person you'll ever met,
please, please, PLEASE. Treat Keri right, she's too good of a person to let slip from your fingers.
Blonde hair is very common in Keri's, so is an hour glass figure. A great mom, thick a throw.
She'll love you even if you don't love her back, and EVEN if you love yourself she'll be there for you every day even on 'THOSE DAYS', if you know you know.

she's a great mom, friend, girlfriend, wife, and a hard worker.

Girl: I love Keri, she's always so- SO. . .

Boy: amazing? . . .
Girl: Exactly. . .

by TREETHE_rat October 25, 2023