A fork of Rural Dictionary
a very hot guy whos a bit of a man whore. he is eloquent with is words, and you believe them, even if you know better. goes by the nickname I , noone else, gave him, ninja.hes very flexible and great at gymnastics and wont tell me how. he prefers young women (he'd make a great vampire, if they were real lol) he has lots of people he calls friends but he doesnt actually understand the phrase "just friends". hes , deep down, a very good person just misunderstood.
hey ninja!!! kris: hey how are you?!! some other chick: be careful
Often used to describe a black man who is addicted to fried chicken, loves to eat cereal, and always carries cash.
Darren: Woah, look at me I have money! Stephanie: Your such a kris.
A nickname for a person with a general intelligence similar to that of a five year-old. Often completely oblivious to the world around them.
Person 1: Aren't Muslims peaceful people that love America? Person 2: C'mon Kris, that question was stupider than your mama's cholo!
A form of a storyteller. Someone that usually has a few rich uncles. May exaggerate details as he goes along. Continues with a chain of half true, half false events.
Person - "I had 3 nukes in 30 minutes." Friend - "Ok kris you didn't even have nukes unlocked."
A Kris often refers to the weird angle sometimes demonstrated by many peni (plural). This may be an acute angle near the tip (or head) of the shaft, but in dyslexics a right angle may be prevalent; in this case surgery is often required.
Person 1. "OMG, thats the purplest and most wavey thing I have ever seen...what is that?" Person 2. "Its a Kris" Person 3. "Im calling the police"
verb 1. the act of not drinking an alcoholic beverage while at an establishment (esp. bar or restaurant) that serves alcohol noun 1. one who does not imbibe alcohol while at an establishment (esp. bar or restaurant) that serves alcohol
"Yeah, he's coming, but he's going to kri while he's here, so he can drive us home." "She's going to join us, but she's going to pull a kri."