A fork of Rural Dictionary
Amazing band, mainly found on YouTube, that you should all look up. "Glances" is by far their best song.
I jizzed a lil when i listened to Amia Venera Landscape.
When a nigga freestyling and tryna diss a hoe this what the fuck he say
Yo fuck that bitch, hoe there aint no escape... and she be look like a landscape
A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.
Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign. Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel? Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter. Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia? Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store? Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!
To get landscaped is when you lose by a lot and then make an even more embarrassing gaffe. Think Rudy Giuliani at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in PA.
Trump, losing the election, got landscaped by Rudy and the boys.
"It's a metaphor for my moral presuppositions being correct"
Hym "THAT'S WHAT YOUR RELIGION IS TRYING TO DO THOUGH, ISN'T IT!? Become the masters of the moral landscape. You're LITERALLY doing the thing you accuse the atheist of doing. The entire purpose of religion is that. Eating the forbidden fruit if that's how you're going interpret it."
It’s a classic cock and ball torture method with a theme first u get a nice blowie from a leaf blower and feel all nice then you take a weed wacker and shred your dick and balls to fucking shreds it’s just gone man
Nigga 1: Man I just gave myself that landscaper special Nigga 2: man yo shit must look like spaghetti Nigga 3: the landscaper special man that shits crazy
a term used to describe graffiti or trash on the sides of buildings or in streets of a metropolitan area. it can be used as a term of endearment for ones surroundings or used as a derogatory term by someone not familiar with the beauty of this particular type of landscaping.
Christina was admiring the urban landscaping in New York City, she had never seen graffiti that actually made the area look better.