A fork of Rural Dictionary
Losing my shit; can be used in a laughing matter or when you lose something
I'm always LMS Haha that was funny I'm LMS
Little Man Syndrome When a male of the species has less height, when standing erect, than 75% of the women in his available area and must compensate by being overtly loud or boisterous of his exploits, no matter how small. He is challenged by any other male who is even narrowly taller and feels shunned and left out when seeing other's joy from accomplishments and successful relationships with the women who turned him down. Also known as 'small dick energy'.
Brian in finance has hit on Debbie in receiving every day this week but she's 5'10" and his LMS won't let him just move on.
Tom: hey guys, wanna play some football today? Harry: WTF?! NO! LMS! Sam: HAHA, parred. "LMS" is commonly used when pissed off with someone or talking to a girl to get her to do sexual acts on you.