Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

face like the devil's ass

This expression describes someone who is very upset or agitated, but in America it might be taken to mean someone who is just plain fucking ugly as well.

He: "What's your problem this morning? You have a face like the devil's ass today." She: "Yeah, and you would know...she is your mother, after all."

by Captain Manic 59 March 01, 2011

ass like a $20 mule

A rancher in the old west wanted to only purchase a mule that had a large muscular hind quarter. Twenty dollars was a lot of money so a rancher would only pay that much for a mule that was well built. Used to describe a woman with a nice round ass made for "working".

Wow that girl has an ass like a $20 mule!

by 4cd-air September 17, 2013

ass like three bitches

A lady with a ass big enough to fill up three seats

Damn dawg your girl has a ass like three bitches

by R . Carvet August 20, 2018

tax that ass like woah

This phrase can be broken up into two parts. "Tax That Ass" is to have sex with a female in a manner that depletes the energy of the female; in a sense, "taxing" her stamina. The second part, "Like Woah," emphasizes the taxing of the ass.

1) That bitch desires my penis, I'm about to tax that ass like woah!

by Markobrad October 18, 2006

On-That-Ass-Like-Back-Pockets

On-That-Ass-Like-Back-Pockets: All over a person phyiscally...Smothering, in one's face...

When we have sex I'm going to be "On-That-Ass-Like-Back-Pockets". If you touch that ball I'm "On-That-Ass-Like-Back-Pockets" .

by Tha-Illest January 06, 2011

ass like 9/11

When an ass is so beautiful, you never forget what it looked like. The 9/11 slogan was “Never Forget”. So to have an Ass like 9/11 is to have an ass that you won’t forget, just like people will never forget 9/11.

She’s got an “Ass like 9/11”. I’ll never forget.

by BigNickel1944 September 11, 2018

Smack my ass like a drum

Lyric from the hit song “Vagina” by cupcakKe that became a popular sound on TikTok accompanying a trend.

Slurp that dick til it cum! Slurp that duck til it cum! Slurp that dick til it cum! Smack my ass like a drum! -William Shakespeare

by Soozaaaa February 07, 2021