A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you f*** a girl from behind, cum on her back, take some on your thumb, turn her over and make a line on her forehead with your thumb, whilst whispering "Simba"
"Yo nigga, I Lion king that hoe every night"
"I Simba'd her like 6 times this week, and now she refers to anything sexual as lion king"
Holding your child up infront of you when being physically threatened in order to prevent being assaulted
The misses found out i cheated on her , i had to lion king that bitch with our kid so she didnt hit me with the frying pan
When you jizz in your hand and smear it across a girl's forehead. It is what Rafiki did to Simba with that fruit stuff in the lion king movie.
Boy 1: Hey Man I dare you to lion king that hoe.
Boy 2: OK dude.
Girl: Why did you jizz in your hand and rub it on my forehead asshole?
Boy 2: It's what Rafiki did to Simba with that fruit stuff in the Lion King movie.
Boy 1 and 2: Owned bitch
When a small group of drunk, college-age friends are hanging out together and spontaneously start singing songs from "The Lion King". Happens surprisingly often. Researchers are still trying to determine why.
Person 1: "We were just chilling, drinking some beers, and then suddenly we were overcome by the Lion King Effect. Started singing that song from the beginning of the movie."
Person 2: "What, the one that's like 'aaaaaaaaaaaaah sakenyaaaaaaaa vadavishdi dama' or whatever?"
Person 1: "Yeah, that's the one."
The only good Disney sequel in the internet’s opinion. It has a 33% positive ratings on rotten tomatoes though, so everyone is right, cuz rotten tomatoes can be as accurate as a five year olds drawing.
Disney: Can we make one good sequel?
Sequel king: Ok. ONE. The lion king 2.
Disney: Ok!
The prime example that a fad has gone too far. Usually done by 16-year-olds who think that Soulja Boy is the best thing since sliced bread. Sometimes done by grown men who need to seriously stop listening to Crank That and get a job.
"dewd dew you Crank That Lion King??? its so kewl its all liek YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU crank taht lion king tho i c wite ppl dew it on youtueb n tehy sux b/c al wite ppl sux @ dancin
stereotypes r fun!!!!"