Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Litter Biscuits

Feline fecal-matter that is enveloped in a thick coating of kitty litter.

My dog must have been starving, because he decided to eat my cat's litter biscuits...

by commander_mcbugg April 30, 2014

kiddie litter

a grouping of 6 or more children to one set of parents or a single parent. Having a sixth child makes your brood a kiddie litter.

Ted: "Did Brangelina just adopt another baby?"

Ivy: "Yeah, they've officially got themselves a kiddie litter"

by Ivy Oganesyan July 07, 2009

Litter Day

Usually celebrated around Earth Day when the weather is finally nice enough that you are able to drive with your windows down. This invariably causes all of the trash you have accumulated throughout the winter to start flying around the inside of your car until it flies out the open windows at about mach 1.3.

Scott couldn't hardly wait for Litter Day when the inside of his car would finally get cleaned out.

by gizzmo96 May 03, 2010

Chum Litter

Leftover bits of toilet paper which is caught in the hairs around the butthole.

I was really turned off by your girlfriend's advances after I found her rear thatch covered in chum litter.

by June 12, 2016

Twitty Litter

A tweet left in your name by a marketer. Usually occurs immediately after an unknown person starts following you and people you're following.

That scum bag marketer left some Twitty Litter for me claiming I'd win an iPad for clicking a dubious Spitter bit.ly link

by sv3e February 15, 2010

Klitty Litter

A stinky or smelly pussy. Bad hygiene.

Damn that person stank. Not BO it’s “Klitty Litter!”

by schmoopie10 August 31, 2018

Dick Litter

Illegitimate children concieved by a man ho!!

I was in town earlier and seen Jackson's dick litter running through McDonalds like they haven't been fed all week.

by batshitcray January 23, 2016