A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Late-Onset Winter Syndrome. When the snow doesn't come until you think you won't possibly make it one more day without strapping on skis or a snowboard.
2. Dammit!
I used to ski at Thanksgiving every year, but lately my hill's been suffering from LOWS.
Originated in Red Lake, MN because everyone there is too fucken cheap to buy anything at full price.
"Yo cuz, know of anybody selling a phone with minutes for the low?"
"Damn, didn't you just sell your Obama phone for the low the other day?"