A fork of Rural Dictionary
A name given when your friend claims he’s fucked multipule chicks in the same week. And when someone is just a Cunt
Dick: I fucked 4 chicks yesterday
You: wow that’s so Impressive Captain long Dong
A black man with some form of the verb "Willis" in his name. Willis meaning "to dangle." A "Long Dong Willie" is a man with an irregularly large penis.
There is one long dong willie living today located in central North America. This LDW is Barry "THE DONG" Willis. This individual spends his time in strip clubs picking up other people's money off the floor and giving it back to the stripper.
Barry Willis
Alias used are...
The Dong
Long Dong Willie
The Grim Reaper
Long Dong
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 163
Age:18
Penis: 2'
a nickname for when a friend is discovered to have a massive penis.
guy 1: Woah dude, thats a massive dick!
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?
does will have a long dong? can we find it? help us look!