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lord

a poncey twit. imagine 10 lords a leaping. now imagine how fucking stupid they look. Michael Flatley is the Lord of the dance. get it? Can be either a man or woman.

wait, he uses a cigarette holder?! what a lord!

by Ashley St. Claire March 15, 2003

Lorde

A unit of measurement equal to 65"/165 cm, or about 9.3 bananas (for scale). The Lorde as a non-SI unit of measure came about as a result of her hit song, "Royals", in which the singer specifically requests she become a scale for measuring objects ("Let me be your ruler").

Guy 1: I'm not a big fan of tall girls.

Guy 2: What are you talking about? She's barely even 1.1 Lordes.

by ccccchris February 11, 2014

lord

any substance that takes you to higher level of life; the giver of levels

The lord givith and the lord taketh; we loveth the lord.

at a party: Dude, I'm feeling down tonight. Why don't we speed dial the lord?

by annie October 05, 2004

The Lord

Our Lord and Savior, Danny DeVito. It is written in the Old Testament “our lord, Danny DeVito hath risen from thy ashes to resurrect vengeance on all those who hath betrayed him” Mathew; 6969

(Child) hey mom how about we skip church and go to Macdonalds? (Mom) *praying* please the Lord Danny DeVito forgive the boy for he knows not what he says

by Dog_fighting_is_fun February 11, 2021

Lorde

Lorde is a very talented singer/songwriter from New Zealand. This girl is 17 and has won a total of 19 awards. Her full name is Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O'connor. Lorde is said to have criticized many people but that is not true. She has said things, but the media twisted the words to make it look bad. She is very kind as well. Ella has donated money from her EP "the love club" to disaster relief. She actually cares about people. Unlike many other celebrities that are only in it for the money. Lorde considers herself a feminist. And in this world, there is not enough of people like her. People, that are sweet, caring, and helpful to have. Ella is a true queen bee.

Person 1: Have you heard about that girl Lorde?

Person 2: Ya. She's quite amazing isn't she?
Person 1: Yes. And her album, Pure Heroine, is great!
Person 1: I agree.

by icepaw61 August 04, 2014

Lorde

Lorde is a teen singer from New Zealand who debuted her single "Royals"

Her album, "Pure Heroine" is flawless and her songs are not predictable, she actually has song writing talent, and her work does not revolve around songs about clubs,heavy drinking, drugs, or anything else that pop cultire has managed to make look "okay" and "cool".

Oh we'll never be Royals. That kinda Lux just aint for us. We crave a different kind of buzz. Let me be your ruler, you can call me Queen Bee. Baby I'll rule, let me live that fantasy.

-Lorde's "Royals"

by BecauseStarkidIsMyLife March 17, 2014

LORD

L.O.R.D.
Legend Of the Red Dragon

A multi-player game predating todays MMORPGs or home internet connections, played on dial-up Bulletin Board Syrtems (BBS) in which usres would fight various monsters, buy equipment, and even get married and have children, all on a quest to slay the red dragon.

Who's your character in L.O.R.D.?

by Iguana February 02, 2004