A fork of Rural Dictionary
(noun)- a person (often female) who "gets around". Or in other words, likes to have sex with many many persons (often males). Its a greater form of a slut. slut magician > slut
Matt-"i dont know dude, i would probably have sex with her" Daniel-"dude i would not...shes a slut magician" Matt-"yeah your right Daniel...Gotta stay away from those Slut Magicians, they'll kill ya."
A term for a woman with a large vaginal passage or man with a particularly lax anus. Magicians tend to have enough room to pull rabbits and such from inside the hat, demonstrating large hidden volume.
Example: That guy's got an arse like a magicians hat.
when a vagina is used so much that it sags and stretches beyond use.
My wife's vagin hangs like magicians sleeve. Very Nice!!:)
When you masturbate with both hands, alternating strokes so that you are going in the same direction in a continuous motion, like how a magician pulls on an infinite handkerchief.
Last night I lubed up both hands and gave myself a tug on the magician's handkerchief.
Someone who can turn even the best situation into shit.
We were having a great time until that shit magician showed up & ruined our day.
Someone who appears sexy on Facebook in their photos, but in real life is an ugly fuck.
Gabe: Damn Kimberli is fine! Mike: Na dude don't fall for it she's a Facebook Magician.