A fork of Rural Dictionary
A group of men tie a woman to the bed and all Jack off into a pillow case put it on the woman's head and leaves the room
I came home from work and found my wife in the middle of the Minnesota mascot
The emoji 🍆 . Which has been adopted by the internet as the official penis emoji.
🍆🐒 Dick Monkey Penis Mascot 🍆. Chuck acts like a 🍆 with his arrogance, and know it all attitude.
The iceduptv server mascot is the person who is currently being the representative of Iceduptv discord server. The subject is highly disputed, with many falsely claiming to be mascot over the years. The only true mascot of iceduptv however is egadduck.
person 1: You're not the IcedUpTV Server Mascot! I am! Person 2: You'd never be fit to be the iceduptv server mascot! *scoffs*
A furry before furries were even a thing
I hate wearing this mascot outfit, I sweat my ass off, it's ridiculously itchy, and all the players make fun of me, EVEN THE DAMN CHEERLEADERS!
Alternate name to call somebody other than retarded so as not to offend. Taken from sports teams looking at other humans who have impairments or lesser intellect as a source of inspiration for their championship run.
Arnold's sister is such a mascot!
The things that goes on the front of a boat.
Hey, did you see that mermaid? Where? On that boat. It's one of those boat mascot thingies.