A fork of Rural Dictionary
Wicked ass derby girl that always drinks her boyfriends under the table.
P1 "We went out last night and my girlfriend totally Maude Zombied me."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."
when somebody takes it up the ass from certain sponsor for payment for travel and/or training services. The "maude" for general cases would be the one expecting payment for goods and/or services. the "revenge" would be the act done that would be equal to monetary payment.
danny and....sponsor use "old maude's revenge" to settle payment
"old maude's revenge" is used as payment
old maude's revenge
Mentally unstable person with a Jeremy Renner obsession <3
The most incredible person alive. She will open your mind and you will discover new things with her. Guys are really attracted by her. She always makes jokes and you shall never be bored with her. Call her Sara instead of Sara-Maude, she likes it better. Oh, and if you ever want to please her, bring some food with you. She will love you forever!
Look at that hot girl! She’s such has Sara-Maude.
Omg, you’re so funny! Stop being a Sara-Maude or I’m going to die laughing!
The most incredible person alive. She will open your mind and you will discover new things with her. Guys are really attracted by her. She always makes jokes and you shall never be bored with her. Call her Sara instead of Sara-Maude, she likes it better. Oh, and if you ever want to please her, bring some food with you. She will love you forever!
Look at that hot girl! She's such a Sara-Maude.
Omg, you're so funny! Stop being a Sara-Maude or I'm going to die laughing!
Maud is an amazing girl who you can always count on. She may take some time to answer your messages, but when she does, it will make up for everything. She's someone who always smiles and is very pretty, smart and funny. Maud says sorry way too much and is a chronic overthinker, but everyone loves her and she's very protective over her friends.
"Hey, have you heard about Maud? She doesn't think she will pass her exams."
"Really? She's so smart there is no way she will fail, and I'm in love with her as well!"